When it comes to unstable ex-girlfriends, there are those who believe they can ‘fix her,’ and then there are those you wouldn’t approach even with a 10-foot pole. For one man in California, his ex clearly falls into the latter category.
In one striking incident, the man takes his new date in a recently purchased car to a local Mexican restaurant. During their romantic dinner, he suddenly hears a commotion outside. Carrying a plate of mariscos, he steps out to find his ex-girlfriend aggressively smashing his new car. Remarkably, he remains completely calm.
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“Oh, that’s just my ex,” he says nonchalantly while his date looks on, shocked by the scene unfolding before her. “And… that’s normal?” she asks, to which he replies incoherently with food in his mouth, showing no sign of worry. “Insurance is going to pay for it,” he adds casually. The couple continues to watch as the ex-girlfriend destroys the car while enjoying their shrimp dinner.
“She needs to see a therapist,” the date comments, beginning to settle into the bizarre spectacle. The video ends with the man taunting the vandal: “That’s it? That is all you can do?”
Whether staged or genuine, the internet found the entire incident hilarious, with Reddit users sharing amusing commentary on the man’s surprising composure.
“Bro is taunting them like it happens every Friday lol,” joked a top commenter. Another agreed, saying, “This dude knows he’s getting to her even more by staying calm and just enjoying his date.” Some speculated he might be intentionally provoking her to total the car, so insurance would cover a brand-new replacement with no repairs necessary. “When you got A1 insurance and know a great lawyer,” quipped another user.
One thing is certain: the ex won’t be enjoying the destruction of his property once the authorities arrive. As one commenter noted, “Once you break $1,000 worth of property, it’s usually classified as a felony. If this is real, she’s definitely going to jail.”
In a related Snapchat post from the same California man, he shows footage of his ex-girlfriend being taken to jail for allegedly trying to run him over. While it’s unclear if this is the same ex from the car incident, it adds an intriguing layer to the story.
Eventually, the laid-back man relocates to Japan to escape his ex and troubles, hopefully living his best life far from all the drama.
